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This is the chronicles of the Lakewood WItch Project (not really, but hey I've gotta have a hook don't I?).
Our Mission:
Simple. To brave the rough woods of Lakewood in search of the Lakewood Witch (and possibly get a film deal in which we can
rip off as many people as possible with our extremely imbecelic idea and make a killing off of the profits from videos, T-shirts,
video games, etc...)
Our Crew: Myself, your narrator, entrepreneur extraordinaire, and photographer, Casey Carter
Our cameraman, Sean Brietzke
Our guide, Eric Flowers
and God rest his soul, Justin Nickels, who unfortunately
did not make it back alive
Our Supplies: Next to nothing....the clothes on our backs, a video camera and camera
for documentation, a flashlight, (and hopefully pretty soon the money out of your pockets because after this damn expedition
let me tell ya we are FLAT broke and we really need some dinero. Any donations are gladfully accepted).
This is the last picture we have of Justin (far right) as he and Eric cautiously venture deeper into the woods with Sean,
our cameraman, not far behind. If you look to the right of Eric's ear you will see a little light and 2 arms holding it up....that's
Sean. As for that gleam to the left of Justin that looks like an eye....I have no idea what the hell that is. Kinda freaky,
is it not? We maintain that it was the entity known as the Lakewood Witch getting a closer look at her soon to be victim.
After the incident with Justin we decided to get the hell out of there as fast as we could. We trekked back and hopped in
the car. As you can see we were all in a state of shock. Look at Sean's face....he is in an intensely comotose state and
look at Eric peering over the seat...he's staring off into the distance, paraniod that the Lakewood Witch was coming after
us too. Needless to say, we all had to have some counseling after this documentary. If you ever see the tapes of it, you
probably will too.
Well, it's been quite a while since that fateful event. We've gained strength and a strong sense of repugnance towards the
Lakewood Witch. We, the remaining three, of the Lakewood Witch Murder: Case 597 in Pulaski County during the year of 2000
have vowed to devote the rest of our lives (however long they may be) towards retaliating against the beast of an entity called
the Lakewood Witch. So, in the terms of that vow we have pledged to venture out again on another quest, which of course means.......yes,
you guessed it. A Sequel....Many have responded to this with a state of disconcertment, but fear leads to interest and interest
leads to money.....Hey! I told you we were leeches! In the photo above Eric leans out the window to shout out to the Lakewood
Witch to look out because here we come again!
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