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Interesting Conversations...

Well, I've come across the realization that I have some pretty damn interesting/funny/odd conversations with people and I would like to share them with everyone else. P.S. You're in for some R (and possibly X-rated material) so beware!! ;)

04-03

JonathanE10: hey

TheGenius723: hi

JonathanE10: I hate Dr. Anderson

TheGenius723: i'm sorry

TheGenius723: beth is mentally retarded

JonathanE10: true

TheGenius723: i have bilateral hearing loss

JonathanE10: Okay that sucks

TheGenius723: beth also had a major limb amputation and childhood cancer

JonathanE10: me too!

TheGenius723: cool beans

TheGenius723: k we're going to go get ice cream because it's good for hearing loss and helps with beths tingly amputation feeling

TheGenius723: adios muchacho

JonathanE10: potheads

TheGenius723: hehe  buh-bye

JonathanE10: later

 
04-03

Scuba82Steve: the hell is she ramblin about?

TheGenius723: mmm i dunno     i'm scared though      :-\

Scuba82Steve: :-P

TheGenius723: beth has spina bifida and i have bilateral hearing loss

Scuba82Steve: should qualify you for several experimental studies then

Scuba82Steve: make ya some money to correct that shit

TheGenius723: i dunno if you can correct spina bifida

TheGenius723: beth also had childhood cancer and a major limb amputation

Scuba82Steve: ohh you know (name omitted)

TheGenius723: you have hydrocephalus

TheGenius723: yes

Scuba82Steve: he had cancer and had to be cut from ear to ear to remove it

TheGenius723: and a bleeding disorder

Scuba82Steve: it was benign

TheGenius723: well beth had childhood cancer

Scuba82Steve: lol

TheGenius723: hello my name is casey and i'm a north american indian suffering from cooley's anemia and primary immunodeficiency disease, BUT I AM a member of the 101st Airborne Division of the U.S. Army, the Automotive Recyclers Association, Danish Sisterhood of America, Japenese American Citizens League, Polish American Club, Professional Plant Care Growers Association, and the Worcester Rugby Football Club. I am employed by  Dillingham Construction Holdings, Inc. and Texas Cable & Telecommunications. I also like to go to Wal-mart and buy contact cement with my friend Beth who is employed by the Wisconsin Gas Company and is affiliated with the 31st Infantry Regiment, the American Flint Glassworkers Union, the Fraternal Order of Eagles, Red River Valley Fighter Pilots Association, and is a Vietnam Veteran..She suffers from Type 1 diabetes, a learning diability, and is mentally disabled.  thank you for your time!

TheGenius723: yes she is  but you have hydrocephalus

TheGenius723: :-D

TheGenius723: beth has retarded dysconesia

TheGenius723: no she gave it to my cat

TheGenius723: hehe

TheGenius723: i love you :-)

 
1-19-2003
Scuba82Steve: i just remember my drea last night
Scuba82Steve: i killed someone...well i didn't but i was an accomplice sorta
Beth Scoot: Beth Scoot: you're drea?
Beth Scoot: dream
Beth Scoot: lol k
Scuba82Steve: and i wasn't worried until i started remembering that they could get my finger prints and stuff
Beth Scoot: was really confused LOL
Scuba82Steve: and then i got scared and then ran for the rest of the night and then woke up
Scuba82Steve: it sucked
Beth Scoot: mass murderer as well as hardcore shopper gonna stay way from you
Scuba82Steve: thought i really had killed someone this morning
Beth Scoot: LOL
 
1-02-2003
IamNUMBAuno1:  what u doin
CGirl 723:  not much
getting ready for bed
u?
IamNUMBAuno1:  u get ready for bed? i usually pass out
CGirl 723:  lol well i'm not quite that evolved yet
 
12-16-02
CGirl 723:  ugh stupid people live in my house 
Beth Scoot:  um...duh

CGirl 723:  lol it's so funny i'll be typing and she'll come up and rest her head on my arm and gently bite the inside of my arm to tell me to pet her
Beth Scoot:  biting bad  no bite
Beth Scoot:  she doesn't scratch much, does she? she didnt seem to that first day
CGirl 723:  lol it's not a bite really she just puts her teeth on my arm so i can feel them 
CGirl 723:  lol no just when she's trying to run away
Beth Scoot:  big scary dogs might cause that kind of reaction
CGirl 723:  lol mmhmm my arms look like i've been shooting up from all the scratch marks 
Beth Scoot:  lol  oh case
Beth Scoot:  love you!

CGirl 723:  ugh bandit farted   jesus christ
Beth Scoot:  LOL revenge!! aha!!
CGirl 723:  lol no way....this cat farts more than i ever did...my god...its unbelievable that a cat this small can drop such a bomb
CGirl 723:  *holds nose and runs away gagging*
Beth Scoot:  why must i live with the two of you??!
Beth Scoot:  lol
CGirl 723:  hehehe revenge!
Beth Scoot:  this is not cool
CGirl 723:  lol  ugh stinky bitch is giving herself a bath now
CGirl 723:  dunno how she can stand the stench

Auto response from Scuba82Steve:  Dressing
CGirl 723:  sexy ;)
Scuba82Steve:  *Struts*
CGirl 723:  ooh :-*   lol
CGirl 723:  gonna do that for me later?
Scuba82Steve:  O:-)
CGirl 723:  hehe i'll take that as a yes
Scuba82Steve:  :-D
CGirl 723:  so who'd ya come see in nlr the other night???
Scuba82Steve:  (name omitted to protect the innocent)  :) 
CGirl 723:  ooh who is that?!?!
Scuba82Steve:  Crush from a year ago
CGirl 723:  lol steven steven   did you get your freak on?
Scuba82Steve:  Of Course
CGirl 723:  HAHA  lol well i always knew you were a pimp
CGirl 723:  cause i taught ya the ropes of course ;)
Scuba82Steve:  just without all the clothing
Scuba82Steve:  i like grey t-shirts
CGirl 723:  ummm
CGirl 723:  ok
CGirl 723:  weirdo
Scuba82Steve:  Ok i'm outta here gotta take someone to get ice cream
CGirl 723:  lol alright
CGirl 723:  see ya later
Scuba82Steve:  Lata!!!
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Auto response from Scuba82Steve:  Out on the town...Working the Street Corners ;)
960-0*** (numbers omitted so you don't harass my bitch)
CGirl 723:  yeah i know you are, slut

Brandi6944540: Hi CGirl723
Brandi6944540: I'm haveing whole lot of fun.
CGirl723: that's great
Brandi6944540: My beaver has no fur.
CGirl723: congratulations
Brandi6944540:  
Brandi6944540: Would you like to see?
CGirl723: nope
Brandi6944540:  I'm 18 and I'm Shaved! (was formerly a hyperlink)
CGirl723: wonderful..you can go away now
CGirl723: you misspelled having, by the way
 
Bearball2417: age/location
Bearball2417: ok
CGirl723: umm i've talked to you before, and i'm sure told you this before
Bearball2417: oh i'm sorry i'm a little drunk
CGirl723: well that's endearing

10-14-02
 
FiveLongYears: wanna know something cool?
Beth Scoot: ...maybe
FiveLongYears: bees can not fly
FiveLongYears: wel.. according to scientists
Beth Scoot: if they don't fly then what are they doing while their in the air?
FiveLongYears: body weight to wing size means it's impossible. .apparently, no one told the bees
Beth Scoot: just 'cause their big doesnt mean that they weight a lot and maybe wind current helps
FiveLongYears: bees are heavy. .like 4 lbs each
Beth Scoot: lol uh-huh 4lbs
FiveLongYears: well.. the queen is 4 1/2, but only when she is retaining water
Beth Scoot: wow 1/2 lb of water is quite a bit for a lil bee
FiveLongYears: that's what i said when she told me
FiveLongYears: yeah.. i called her fat.. she was all pissed
Beth Scoot: some gals are just like that
FiveLongYears: yep
Beth Scoot: do you get all pissy when someone mentions that you're retaining water?
FiveLongYears: ..............  i retain water?
Beth Scoot: um yeah
FiveLongYears: u sure?
Beth Scoot: yeah i know everything
Beth Scoot: of course i'm sure :-)
Beth Scoot: everyone retains water
Beth Scoot: espically if you've eaten a lot of salty foods because NaCl is hydrophilic
Beth Scoot: and attracts water so you urinate less and retain more water when you eat salty foods
FiveLongYears: you are so gonna be my kid's docter
Beth Scoot: lol

Scuba82Steve: to damn tired to hit the damn keys and for some reason it's easier to fuckin talk if you add in alot of damn curse words

Scuba82Steve: what?

CGirl723: i got a lil surprise for you hehehe

CGirl723: can you guess what it is????/

Scuba82Steve: something that will fuck with my damn computer which has already had pms for a damn month and i still haven't figured out where to insert the midol

CGirl723: ohh my .....no more talk of insertion tonight....gonna get me all excited :-)

CGirl723: that's not it babe

Scuba82Steve: omg casey

Scuba82Steve: ok well tell me

CGirl723: one more min

Scuba82Steve: why are we waiting

CGirl723: CAUSE I SAID SO OOPS

Scuba82Steve: yikes

CGirl723: lol k ya ready?

Scuba82Steve: sure

CGirl723: https://casey7230.tripod.com/geniustellsall/id22.html

CGirl723: fuck me one min

Scuba82Steve: ok

CGirl723: https://casey7230.tripod.com/geniustellsall/id22.html there

Scuba82Steve: omg to many steves

CGirl723: nooo there can never be too many steves

CGirl723: don't you like it?!?! that's what i masterbate to

Scuba82Steve: rofl

Scuba82Steve: yep i like it :-) thank you for the steve page lol

CGirl723: awww anytime little fella :-)

CGirl723: tell ryan to send me some naked pics and i'll make him a star

CGirl723: hehehe or i can just have new material to masterbate to

CGirl723: *yawn* wow well my hand really hurts now....hehe and it's not from the typing if ya know what i mean

CGirl723: so i'm gonna go to bed now

Scuba82Steve signed off at 1:50:40 AM.

Scuba82Steve signed on at 1:50:42 AM.

CGirl723: aww don't run :-)

Scuba82Steve: ok since we all know aol sucks theres a demonstration

CGirl723: you get my message?

Scuba82Steve: no

CGirl723: CGirl723: or i can just have new material to masterbate to

CGirl723: *yawn* wow well my hand really hurts now....hehe and it's not from the typing if ya know what i mean

CGirl723: so i'm gonna go to bed now

Scuba82Steve: lol

Scuba82Steve: omg

CGirl723: hehe i think sometimes i

Scuba82Steve: *tickle tickle* ;-)

CGirl723: i'm a bit too graphic for you

CGirl723: oooooohhhhh i like it :-)

Scuba82Steve: rofl

CGirl723: lol well i'll just go lay in bed..dunno if i can get to sleep now

CGirl723: steven are you masterbating to your own pics now naughty naughty

CGirl723: supposed to save that for my soccer pics

CGirl723: you horny little soccer slut

CGirl723: i love you

CGirl723: :-)

Scuba82Steve: lol now you are talking dirty

CGirl723: umm when am i not talking dirty?

CGirl723: you don't like that name calling?

Scuba82Steve: there's a good point :-)

Scuba82Steve: these happy faces are to damn happy

CGirl723: *Sigh* gotta go take care of it myself though.....you won't help..........sadness........

CGirl723: noo i'm too damn happy

Scuba82Steve: nighty night

CGirl723: g'night stevus maximus

CGirl723: see ya tomorrow

Scuba82Steve: Muhahahaha

CGirl723: Ooooh sexy lol

Scuba82Steve: lol

Scuba82Steve: no no

Scuba82Steve: i need to breast plate

CGirl723: what? lol

Scuba82Steve: the doh

CGirl723: mmhmmm got boobies on the mind do ya

CGirl723: :-)

Scuba82Steve: lol

CGirl723: wow k ya horny little bastard i'm hittin the hay

CGirl723: :-) lol g'night Roman gladiator

Scuba82Steve: beds are more comfortable

CGirl723: my roman fuck me

CGirl723: i fucked it up

Scuba82Steve: lol shucks

CGirl723: hehe k really going to bed now

CGirl723: g'night

Scuba82Steve: night night

jmitch81: did i tell you about the meth lab that got busted in my hood
CGirl723: yeah
jmitch81: man i have masterbated everyday since last week...
jmitch81: jokin
CGirl723: lol wow glad we can share these personal things
jmitch81: hehe actually its not been everyday
jmitch81: i just got to relive some fuggin stress
CGirl723: mmhm
jmitch81: you understand whree i'm coming from
CGirl723: sure
jmitch81: if it makes you feel better, i think you of .. haha
CGirl723: ?
jmitch81: while masterbating
jmitch81: silly
CGirl723: yikes!!!
jmitch81: wtf
jmitch81: i would be honered
jmitch81: if someone thought of me while masterbaing
CGirl723: lol i am very honored

Scuba82Steve: i can't believe i even studied for that shit
CGirl723: yeah same herepisses me off
CGirl723: grr
CGirl723: did you get my previous im's
CGirl723: lol
Scuba82Steve: yep LoL!  that was Rather Interesting :-)
CGirl723: :-)
CGirl723: not gonna say you love me back?!?! :-(
Scuba82Steve: but I thought it was Understood :-*
CGirl723: awww
Scuba82Steve: warning this is the most annoying thing ever
Scuba82Steve: wow that didn't make sense
CGirl723: lol no it iddn't (yeah i can't spell occasionally)

CGirl 723:guess this is jsut one of those reflective nights
CGirl 723:when i realize how fucked up my life can really be
JonathanE10:Well, you have aplace with me and my friends as long as you don't mind their occasional intoxicants....
CGirl 723:[] occasional?
CGirl 723:lol
JonathanE10:It's not fucked up, relatively normal
JonathanE10:okay constant

[LOL you gotta love the J-man]

TheGenius723: beth should be back at 2 and then we'll watch that yoga video thing and leave
EMM8315: i saw a nude yoga video once
TheGenius723: lol oh god
TheGenius723: that's why you're so warped
EMM8315: the girls were......limber
TheGenius723: ;)
TheGenius723: mmhmmm
EMM8315: the nude tai-chi sucked
EMM8315: don't watch it
TheGenius723: lol ok
EMM8315: it was just boobs boobs boobs
TheGenius723: thanks for the tip
TheGenius723: yeah that would suck
EMM8315: yeah i know.
EMM8315: that's why i'm here ;-)
TheGenius723: lol
TheGenius723: yeah i was wondering why you were
EMM8315: :-( that was mean
TheGenius723: you know i love you, i was just kidding
EMM8315: yeah yeah....>sniff<

EMM8315: i wasn't breast fed as a kid so i'm starved for affection
TheGenius723: lol well i wasn't either
EMM8315: then we're on the same boat
TheGenius723: yep yep, most of the time
EMM8315: actually i was but whatever makes you feel good >kiss<
TheGenius723: lol
TheGenius723: yeah i don't know if i was or not
TheGenius723: so it really doesn't matter
TheGenius723: i just want attention
TheGenius723: i'm a leo, i need it
EMM8315: makes sense
TheGenius723: yeah i think so too
EMM8315: before the columbine kids killed everyone they said "we're leos so it's ok"
TheGenius723: lol well they weren't leos anyways
EMM8315: oh really
EMM8315: what were they
TheGenius723: mmhmm
TheGenius723: evil scorpios like you
TheGenius723: lol i dunno
EMM8315: :-) they probably were

EMM8315: well you can kick me tomorrow
EMM8315: not too hard
TheGenius723: mmhmmm we'll see
TheGenius723: kick ya in the balls lol
EMM8315: ahh no
TheGenius723: awww
TheGenius723: why not
EMM8315: b/c i need those!
EMM8315: to do stuff
TheGenius723: lol your skin chandeliers
EMM8315: what?
EMM8315: eww
TheGenius723: lol
TheGenius723: that's what tom green calls them
EMM8315: exactly
TheGenius723: guards to the ass fort
TheGenius723: lol
EMM8315: ass fort?
TheGenius723: yeah
EMM8315: don't ever call me a freak again
TheGenius723: lol
TheGenius723: i'll call you whatever i damn well please buddy
TheGenius723: :)

Sagar6661: so what are we gonna do? ;-)
TheGenius723: i don't know what we're gonna do, lol i dunno if i'm coming up there bitch
Sagar6661: i mean if you're not coming down
Sagar6661: goofball
Sagar6661: hahaha
TheGenius723: lol
TheGenius723: well then i'll just have to rip your dick off
TheGenius723: :-D
Sagar6661: oh my gosh :-(
TheGenius723: HAHAHAHAHA

TheGenius723: tell your boss that, he'll understand
Sagar6661: ill try that

Scuba82Steve: :-\
Scuba82Steve: Another Boy? LoL
CGirl 723: lol
Scuba82Steve: Casey you could start your own little pimping house
CGirl 723: i guess
CGirl 723: i know i should

jmitch81: anyway i've seen u nekkid lol
CGirl 723: lol whatever
jmitch81: hehe good point.. just my dreams lol

TheGenius723: hey
bindle55: WASSUP lol
TheGenius723: lol whoa
bindle55: how is casey doing?
TheGenius723: casey is good
TheGenius723: how is christian
bindle55: lol...christian is quite alright
TheGenius723: i gotta sneeze bad
TheGenius723: lol that is good
bindle55: ha ha
TheGenius723: casey likes talking in third person
bindle55: christian does too
TheGenius723: casey is sooo tired and bored right now
bindle55: so what is casey doing? LOL
bindle55: well christian is pretty bored himself lol
TheGenius723: casey is just listening to music and making obscenely loud, annoying noises
bindle55: lol
TheGenius723: that is what casey does best
bindle55: lol

TheGenius723: lol casey just did her stripping pose for beth and beth got very VERY excited
TheGenius723: brb
bindle55: LOL...
TheGenius723: did christian read his email
bindle55: yep christian read his email
TheGenius723: ahh good boy lol
bindle55: christian thought the email was quite humorous....LOL
TheGenius723: beth liked it a lot, did christian
TheGenius723: lol ok good
bindle55: yep
TheGenius723: wanted to make sure i wasn't the only one amused
bindle55: christian liked it
bindle55: yep
bindle55: i was lmao'ing
TheGenius723: lol ok i'm happy then
bindle55: well i'm glad casey is happy
TheGenius723: i'm glad she is too, makes my life a lot easier
TheGenius723: lol
bindle55: u dork lol
TheGenius723: hey! lol that's not very nice
bindle55: that is perty funny....Casey is a perty funny girl
TheGenius723: perty funny? christian is a perty special guy for using the word perty ;-)
bindle55: i know..christian is a perty special guy for using the word perty
TheGenius723: yep yep yep

TheGenius723: we're rocking out to feliz navidad in here
bindle55: well hell yea...what are ya'll doing?

phycodevil28: hey
num0Defender: hi
phycodevil28: are u a guy
num0Defender: last time i checked
phycodevil28: u have to check
num0Defender: well you never know nowadays
phycodevil28: i know
phycodevil28: all days
num0Defender: >high five<
phycodevil28: right
num0Defender: do you know why six ate seven
phycodevil28: to get high
num0Defender: no stupid
phycodevil28: y then
num0Defender: b/c seven ate nine
phycodevil28: so
num0Defender: >:o it's called retaliation
num0Defender: are you still there
phycodevil28: what
num0Defender: why did you run away from me
phycodevil28: hold on brb
num0Defender: pull your socks up, you look like a moron
phycodevil28: hey
phycodevil28: im back
num0Defender: ok
num0Defender: do you have a picture
num0Defender: you're running away again
num0Defender: i played soccer for two years
num0Defender: i'll catch you
num0Defender: and make you listen to the newest blondie cd
phycodevil28: i have played soccer for almost 8 years
phycodevil28: u will not catch me
num0Defender: i will so you know why
phycodevil28: and i will not liston to a blondie cd
phycodevil28: and i dont have a pic
phycodevil28: and im not runnning away
phycodevil28: i have a life besides u
num0Defender: that's what all hermits say
phycodevil28: i aint no hermit
num0Defender: where do you live
phycodevil28: in a state
num0Defender: i'll be the judge of that
phycodevil28: y
num0Defender: i live in newfoundland
phycodevil28: i acually know wher that is i think
num0Defender: we're on the japanese border
phycodevil28: ya
phycodevil28: i know where that is
num0Defender: my family is in the military
num0Defender: i was born in croatia
phycodevil28: ok
num0Defender: which is close to cuba
phycodevil28: ok
num0Defender: your turn
phycodevil28: for what
num0Defender: how old are you
phycodevil28: y do u care
num0Defender: b/c if you are close to my age or older we can talk about
important things
phycodevil28: how old are u
num0Defender: 18
phycodevil28: then we can talk about important things
num0Defender: what was the last movie you saw
phycodevil28: i dont know
phycodevil28: i would have to think
phycodevil28: and i dont want to
num0Defender: is thinking bad where you live
phycodevil28: only in my mind
num0Defender: are you stupid
phycodevil28: basically

Yes, people are really this stupid...very sad
 
8-10-02
BJdac01:  hey you know any girls who want to have a good time 
CGirl 723: 
nope every girl i know wants to have a bad time
BJdac01: 
hows that
CGirl 723: 
lol it was a joke
CGirl 723:  it's my response to bad pick up lines 

8-25-02

CGirl 723:  Come get lost in my hair
And we can travel the world together
Under moonlit skies
Beside glittering beaches
Why can't you be here now
Tracing our outlines with love
Tonight I just want to fall into your arms
And lose.myself..

jmitch81:  hmm
jmitch81:  i agree wit that one
jmitch81:  *holds out arms**
CGirl 723:  lol
jmitch81: 
come dissapper
CGirl 723:  LOL oh jesus....took me a min to figure out what the hell you were talking about
jmitch81:  lol

CGirl 723:  you scare me =-O
jmitch81: 
a lil slow casey
CGirl 723:  fuck off :(
jmitch81:  wtf u call me slow 
and i dont frown
jmitch81:  so down it upside down
jmitch81:  :)
CGirl 723:  so down it upside down?
CGirl 723: 
what the fuck are you smoking?
jmitch81: 
turn it upside down
jmitch81:  shit right now i wish i was smoking something  lol
CGirl 723:  LOL oh god josh.....you brightened up my night so much
you'll never know
jmitch81:  haha 
well thats good to hear.. i think
CGirl 723:  lol well i'm giggling uncontrollably.....this is not a normal situation with me 
jmitch81:  hehe  
what the hell is wrong with you casey
jmitch81:  u sure yer not smoking
jmitch81:  something tonight
jmitch81:  ;)
CGirl 723:  um
CGirl 723: 
no
CGirl 723: 
i'm
CGirl 723: 
not
CGirl 723: 
let's talk like josh
jmitch81: 
wtf
jmitch81:  talk like me
jmitch81:  fine then ;) 
CGirl 723:  sllllluuuuuuuurrrrrrrr
CGirl 723: 
lol there we go
jmitch81:  omg 
i know you just didnt go there
jmitch81:  hehe
CGirl 723:  LOL  
jmitch81: 
u must be frickin drunk
CGirl 723:  hehehe no that was your slur damn it
jmitch81: 
yah but i slur naturally
jmitch81:  so stop tryin to be like me damnit.. u cant do it ;)
CGirl 723:  yeah and it's scary as hell
jmitch81: 
well that was nice.. ty casey
jmitch81:  mean whore
jmitch81:  lol
CGirl 723:  yeah i can't slur my words and act like a freak
go me!!
jmitch81: 
what the hell got into u tonight
CGirl 723:  oh just some booze and illegal drugs
no biggie O:-)
jmitch81: 
yah i figured
CGirl 723:  hehe
jmitch81: 
fuckkin addict
jmitch81:  ;)
CGirl 723:  hey now they're you go slurring again 
jmitch81:  noo 
its called stuttering
CGirl 723:  oooooh  i wouldn't admit that any more fella
jmitch81: 
i'm for real thinking yer drunk tonight
CGirl 723:  ugh whatever cockwhore
CGirl 723: 
:-D
jmitch81:  me a cockwhore? 
never 
jmitch81:  cockblocker
CGirl 723:  hehe cockknocker
jmitch81:  thats not cool 
cockgobbler
CGirl 723:  hehe haven't heard that in forever
jmitch81:  yyes baby  
i'm old school
CGirl 723:  hehe riiiiiight
jmitch81: 
fucking cocklizard
CGirl 723:  lol yikes

Dabusdriva: Why
CGirl 723: cause
Dabusdriva: oh.
CGirl 723: mmm
CGirl 723: you are
Dabusdriva: it's true.
CGirl 723: hehehe
Dabusdriva: So, wassap?
CGirl 723: nothing much, just going over some shit for world religions u?
Dabusdriva: Not much..need to write a paper, don't want to
CGirl 723: ugh no fun
CGirl 723: on what?
Dabusdriva: Descartes's Meditations on First Philosophy
CGirl 723: mmmmm lol can't help ya much there sorry
CGirl 723: my philosophy class is Gender, Race, and Class Issues
Dabusdriva: Ah. Mine is just intro to philsosphy. Typical Plato, Descartes, Hume, and Nietzche
CGirl 723: ah well that's cool
Dabusdriva: Yeah it is...I really like it, I just hate writing
Dabusdriva: I'm not even all that bad at it..it's just a chore
CGirl 723: lol...understandably who likes doing homework?
Dabusdriva: Precisely.
CGirl 723: so how is everything else going for ya?
Dabusdriva: pretty normal...sleep a lot, play a lot
CGirl 723: lol figures
Dabusdriva: you?
CGirl 723: :) about the same, been sleeping a lot more lately....hoping its just cause october was stressful and that i'm not coming down with anything
Dabusdriva: I just sleep because I'm lazy and I don't really want to get up ufor class
CGirl 723: lol tsk tsk i've only missed 4 classes
Dabusdriva: I missed more than that last week
CGirl 723: lol daniel otto!
CGirl 723: that's very naughty
Dabusdriva: indeeed.
CGirl 723: that's why i love ya
Dabusdriva: ;]
CGirl 723: yep yep yep
CGirl 723: like your roommate?
Dabusdriva: he's alright
CGirl 723: lol oh ok
Dabusdriva: other than the fact that he likes to go to sleep watching football, there's no big conflict
CGirl 723: yeah i've got this stupid bitch beside me :-D
CGirl 723: lol
Dabusdriva: who is it?
CGirl 723: Beth hehehehe
Dabusdriva: oh yes, of course
CGirl 723: LOL
Dabusdriva: How could I have forgotten
CGirl 723: yep yep my lil bitch
Dabusdriva: give her a swift slap on the ass for me
CGirl 723: :-D gladly
CGirl 723: that may turn into a quick romp in the bed though so if I dont' return that's why
Dabusdriva: Quite understandable.
CGirl 723: well, she just got up from a 4 hour nap and isn't up for it so i guess we'll wait till later
CGirl 723: :'(
Dabusdriva: how sad.
CGirl 723: hate it when that happens
CGirl 723: it's okay though, i've got reinforcements coming over soon
Dabusdriva: Are the two of you on a biweekly pleasuring schedule nowadays?
CGirl 723: biweekly?!?!? lol try bidaily
CGirl 723: you know how freaky we are...well....i am
Dabusdriva: That's true. So Beth has warmed up to her bisexual side?
CGirl 723: yes didn't take long with me
:) she can't resist me
Dabusdriva: I wondered how long it would take for you to get to her
CGirl 723: lol not long...not long at all
i'm quite proud actually
CGirl 723: i've got even more customers now than i did when you were my pimp....you should get back in the business down here
Dabusdriva: To avoid later confusion, are you being serious or not?
CGirl 723: with which aspect
Dabusdriva: Hell yes I should! and are you being serious about you and beth jumpin in the sack
Dabusdriva: You're gaining entirely too much profit without me
CGirl 723: wouldn't you like to know
Dabusdriva: you and beth jumpin in the sack.
CGirl 723: well i told you, you should've stayed here
Dabusdriva: to use the parlence of our times
Dabusdriva: lol
CGirl 723: lol
Dabusdriva: ACtually, in fact, I would. It'd give me something to think about on those lonely nights....
CGirl 723: you mean parlance
CGirl 723: :) well see if you were here, there wouldn't be any lonely nights, but whatever
Dabusdriva: yeah, i do mean parlance. I had never actually written/typed the word
CGirl 723: ah i forgive you
Dabusdriva: I shall never mistake it again, however, as both you and the dictionary have corrected me.
CGirl 723: mmhmmm that's what i'm here for, among many things
Dabusdriva: This is true. A dictionary, a friend, and a lesbian lover.
Dabusdriva: oh, not to mention my bitch.
CGirl 723: lol you're my bitch too don't forget it
CGirl 723: i know you like being dominated
CGirl 723: :-D
Dabusdriva: Dependson my mood...hmm. that'd be interesting. two dominant types in bed. It'd be the battle of the century!
CGirl 723: lol yep yep a very fun battle though
Dabusdriva: Quite true. lots of slapping and namecalling
CGirl 723: LOL yeah i do that anyways though
Dabusdriva: I suppose that's true
CGirl 723: hehehe nothing wrong with that
CGirl 723: it's my way of showing affection
CGirl 723: ;-)
Dabusdriva: precisely.
Dabusdriva: ::slap on the ass: that's right, bitch.
CGirl 723: whoo hoo i like that!
Dabusdriva: Hell yes you like it
CGirl 723: :-P i certainly do lol
Dabusdriva: I'm gonna go take a shower. I'll talk to you later.
CGirl 723: alrighty talk to ya later
Dabusdriva: and you'll like it...
CGirl 723: lol mmhmm

CarlSmith69eww: i'm trying to wonder where
the hell my pearl jam concert went
TheGenius723: trying to wonder? :)
TheGenius723: is it really that hard?
CarlSmith69eww: yes it is
TheGenius723: lol figures
CarlSmith69eww: heyy
TheGenius723: heyyy

CarlSmith69eww: chuck palahnuik is in it too!
CarlSmith69eww: damn
CarlSmith69eww: you know him right?
TheGenius723: yep, personally
CarlSmith69eww: ha.....

TheGenius723: lol allr ight
CarlSmith69eww: you killed that word

CarlSmith69eww: maynard used to be a stand up comic....
CarlSmith69eww: huh imagine that
TheGenius723: k i am
CarlSmith69eww: ah hush.

CarlSmith69eww: deep
CarlSmith69eww: it's no"drop 'bows on em"
CarlSmith69eww: but it's deep
CGirl 723: shit what did you say before the drop bows thing
CarlSmith69eww: i said"deep"
CGirl 723: ahh
CGirl 723: and that song says throw dem bows
CGirl 723: not drop
CGirl 723: lol

jmitch81: you dont think i can have a intelligent convo?
CGirl 723: i dunno
CGirl 723: can you?
jmitch81: yes.. well i mean i'm slow but i can still talk intelligent
CGirl 723: lol you can talk intelligent????
jmitch81: not really ... like i said i'm slow .. its hard to talk intelligent
CGirl 723: lol ok

Beth Scoot: lol casey is barking to feliz navidad
Scuba82Steve: huh
Beth Scoot: make fun of her for it!!
Beth Scoot: please
Scuba82Steve: who is that
Beth Scoot: who is what?
Beth Scoot: lol
Scuba82Steve: feliz navidad
Beth Scoot: its a song
Scuba82Steve: AHhh
Beth Scoot: LOL
Beth Scoot: now she has the song on repeat
Beth Scoot: lol
Beth Scoot: do you have the rest of this conversation?
Beth Scoot: or did you close the box??
Scuba82Steve: i have all of it
Scuba82Steve: yours and hers
Beth Scoot: well mail it to her
Beth Scoot: mine
Beth Scoot: to her
Beth Scoot: lol
Scuba82Steve: it's not runny?>
Beth Scoot: ?????
Beth Scoot: LOL
Scuba82Steve: It's not FUnny
Beth Scoot: ROLF
Beth Scoot: whoops
Beth Scoot: lol
Beth Scoot: ROFL
Beth Scoot: lol oh my can't breathe
Beth Scoot: oh *sigh*
Scuba82Steve: What the hell is oging on
Beth Scoot: lol
Beth Scoot: you have to be here
Beth Scoot: we're listing to whose that for the 3rd time in a row
Beth Scoot: and she's still dancy dancy
Beth Scoot: but no barkey barkey
Beth Scoot: or would it be barky barky
Beth Scoot: yeah
Beth Scoot: the second oen
Beth Scoot: one*
Beth Scoot: damn
Beth Scoot: LOL oh it returns

Scuba82Steve: there a reason you are barking to it?
CGirl 723: i like it
CGirl 723: lol
CGirl 723: dancey dancey
Scuba82Steve: barking isn't dancey dancey
Scuba82Steve: it's barky barky
CGirl 723: lol
CGirl 723: you dancey dancey to it though
CGirl 723: lol
Scuba82Steve: lol

TheGenius723: feliz navidad
TheGenius723: do you know what that means
TheGenius723: lol
TheGenius723: merry christmas!!!!!!
TheGenius723: i'm the scat man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beth Scoot: dones't it mean merry christmas or some such phrase
Beth Scoot: lol yeah that would be it
Beth Scoot: are you now?
TheGenius723: yes yes
Beth Scoot: good for casey
TheGenius723: manly scat man
TheGenius723: :-)
Beth Scoot: no barky barky
Beth Scoot: lol
Beth Scoot: yes you are so manly
Beth Scoot: turns me on baby
Beth Scoot: hehehe
TheGenius723: *flexes muscles* mmmmmmmmmmm
TheGenius723: i'm damn sexy
Beth Scoot: ;-)
TheGenius723: ;-)
Beth Scoot: :-*
TheGenius723: hehehe
Beth Scoot: LOL very impressive
TheGenius723: yeah you haven't seen me flex my "other" muscles yet...just wait till tonight
Beth Scoot: that's it bitch, on the bed now!!
TheGenius723: whooooo hooooooo!!!!!!
Beth Scoot: i'm awake now!!
Beth Scoot: fully awake ;-)
TheGenius723: lol had a very dirty, naughty comment
Beth Scoot: you?! *gasp*
Beth Scoot: i am shocked
TheGenius723: i know, i know......i'm ashamed *hangs head in sorrow*
Beth Scoot: lol hopefully not that head
Beth Scoot: thought you were gonna work on that little problem
TheGenius723: hehehe got my viagra now bitch, you know that shit makes my heart race
Beth Scoot: STAY HARD FOR HOURS!!
Beth Scoot: hehehe
Beth Scoot: but does it work ??
Beth Scoot: lol
TheGenius723: we'll know soon won't we *wink, wink. nudge, nudge*

CGirl 723: OH MY GOD
CGirl 723: lol i fucking hate aol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beth Scoot: what? lol
CGirl 723: kicked me off
Beth Scoot: ajj
Beth Scoot: lol damn
CGirl 723: lol whoa
CGirl 723: ajj?
Beth Scoot: having major problems
Beth Scoot: lol
CGirl 723: LOL
Beth Scoot: yeah
CGirl 723: freak
Beth Scoot: its my new phrase
CGirl 723: you're new pakistani name?
CGirl 723: ohhh ok
Beth Scoot: you're sp so;;u
Beth Scoot: ;p;
CGirl 723: ehh...yo ajj
CGirl 723: whoa lol
Beth Scoot: LOL
CGirl 723: what the fuck
Beth Scoot: damn it
Beth Scoot: ment you're so special then lol
Beth Scoot: but problems
Beth Scoot: *sigh*
CGirl 723: lol that was so friggtening
Beth Scoot: think i need to go to bed *wimpers*
CGirl 723: damn it!
CGirl 723: frightening
CGirl 723: LOL
Beth Scoot: LOL
CGirl 723: friggtening that's a cool word
Beth Scoot: oh damn lol uh-huh
Beth Scoot: damn it now i'm being harassed by michael
CGirl 723: i was trying sooo hard to get that H too
Beth Scoot: grrrrrrrrrrrrr
CGirl 723: heheheh
Beth Scoot: lol yeah
Beth Scoot: not funny
Beth Scoot: LOL almos ttyped runny
Beth Scoot: damn
Beth Scoot: typed
Beth Scoot: lol
CGirl 723: lol jesus we're fucked up
Beth Scoot: my god i am an idiot
Beth Scoot: lol yeah
Beth Scoot: dont know when the first clue was but i agree
CGirl 723: but see living at home is not going to help these conditions
Beth Scoot: well duh obviously not
Beth Scoot: only gonna give me a real psychological complex
CGirl 723: need to leeeaavvvee
CGirl 723: NOW
Beth Scoot: lol instead of my imaginary one
CGirl 723: lol
Beth Scoot: yes right now, at 1 in the morning our first morning back
CGirl 723: i'll pack up big daddy and be over there in 10
CGirl 723: hell i'll grab some stuff we can pawn too
Beth Scoot: big daddy??
CGirl 723: lol yessssss
Beth Scoot: lol
CGirl 723: the windstar
Beth Scoot: who is big daddy?
Beth Scoot: ahhhhh okay
Beth Scoot: thought you were talkin about a person..
CGirl 723: lol nooo my 10 inch dick!!
Beth Scoot: its okay, i'm really not retarded at the moment...
Beth Scoot: i hope not
Beth Scoot: LOL only 10? did it shrink?
Beth Scoot: casey, i told you not to play with knives...
Beth Scoot: you and your bobbit complex
Beth Scoot: hehehe
CGirl 723: hehehe i like to play with it!!
Beth Scoot: LOL
Beth Scoot: i'm incredibly amused at the moment
CGirl 723: hehehe me too, me too
Beth Scoot: feel much better now :)
CGirl 723: remember...we're clever, because others aren't
that's not really the motto but can't remember the right fucking word at this moment
Beth Scoot: see, if we'd been at school together, none of this would have happened
CGirl 723: lol yep
Beth Scoot: we rock?
CGirl 723: yeah
Beth Scoot: lol yeah
CGirl 723: yes we di
CGirl 723: do
CGirl 723: fuck
CGirl 723: lol
CGirl 723: di do
CGirl 723: whoa
CGirl 723: dido
Beth Scoot: we rock because others don't and because we have brown monkeys
Beth Scoot: LOL
CGirl 723: i'm clever :)
Beth Scoot: ohhhhhh so special
Beth Scoot: and literate
CGirl 723: lol hell yes
CGirl 723: this is gonna go on the page too
CGirl 723: lol
CGirl 723: happy happy

FiveLongYears: what's the difference tween a lawyer, n a pack of cigarettes?
CGirl 723: you can buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke them in just about any store, whereas you have to get lawyers off the black market
FiveLongYears: <pauses> well.. not the answer i was looking for.. but i like that one more =/ you win? i think?
CGirl 723: lol thank you, thank you *curtsies* i'll be here all night and don't forget to tip your waitress!!

CGirl 723: where does jonathan live???
Beth Scoot: i have no idea in nlr?
CGirl 723: hm she made it sound like he's far away
Beth Scoot: she?
Beth Scoot: ahh he's in conway
Beth Scoot: lol sorry confused
CGirl 723: lol yeah
Beth Scoot: thought you were talking about your friend (hehehe) johnathan
CGirl 723: lol nooooo silly
Beth Scoot: lol
Beth Scoot: silly? lol
Beth Scoot: you really do amuse me
Beth Scoot: whenever you say that now i think of you saying it in the gay al voice
CGirl 723: yeah i don't think i've ever said that word in my life in that particular context
CGirl 723: yikes lol
CGirl 723: silly, silly girl
CGirl 723: *waves flagrant pinkie around*
Beth Scoot: LOL only if you're "silly" too
Beth Scoot: hehehe
CGirl 723: hmm buttons on aol aren't working
motherfucking whore
Beth Scoot: why is it that people come to me about relationship advice? lol do i really seem like the right person to ask??
CGirl 723: i swear to god ......one day
time warner and aol are going down!!!!!!!!!!
CGirl 723: heheh this is going on the webpage
Beth Scoot: my future advice to everyone: AVOID RELATIONSHIPS lol

TheGenius723: hey go to my site and look at the link called interesting conversations....i updated it
Sagar6661: ok....gimme the URL again
Sagar6661: ;-)
TheGenius723: UGH
TheGenius723: FUCKING BITCH
TheGenius723: lol
Sagar6661: calmness..pleeeeeease
TheGenius723: no no no
TheGenius723: no calmness
TheGenius723: lol why the fuck don't you have it bookmarked
Sagar6661: i do..
Sagar6661: well all i have is geniustellsall.com
TheGenius723: ugh you fucking slut
TheGenius723: http://csaey7230.tripod.com
TheGenius723: ugh!!!!
TheGenius723: fuck
TheGenius723: lol
Sagar6661: im marking it now
Sagar6661: chill out
TheGenius723: http://casey7230.tripod.com
Sagar6661: i know
Sagar6661: you cant type
TheGenius723: the fuck you did
Sagar6661: i already fized it
TheGenius723: lol you didn't even know what the hell it was
Sagar6661: fixed
TheGenius723: fized it??
TheGenius723: fucking retard
Sagar6661: fuck you..
Sagar6661: you want me to read all these convos?? ;-)
TheGenius723: bring it on slut
TheGenius723: yes
Sagar6661: ugh
Sagar6661: o k
TheGenius723: a l l r i g h t
TheGenius723: w o w ! t h i s i s f u n
Sagar6661: huh?

Sagar6661: ok..done
TheGenius723: whatever
Sagar6661: meaning what?
TheGenius723: lol you didn't get the funniness if you read it that fast
Sagar6661: you dont think I can read or something
Sagar6661: i read it..and i comprehended it as well
Sagar6661: i am intelligent you know
TheGenius723: lol no i didn't know that, but thanks for pointing it out
Sagar6661: bitch
TheGenius723: i think this convo will go on the page as well
Sagar6661: which convo?
TheGenius723: THIS ONE
Sagar6661: the whole fucking thing?
TheGenius723: THE ONE WE ARE ENGAGED IN RIGHT NOW
TheGenius723: lol
Sagar6661: fucking caps lock retard
Sagar6661: ;-)
TheGenius723: nooo...parts
TheGenius723: THAT WAS ON PURPOSE RETARD
Sagar6661: make shut you put this on there
TheGenius723: what?
TheGenius723: lol
Sagar6661: CASEY LIKES TO TYPE IN CAPS.............
TheGenius723: make shut???
TheGenius723: lol what the fuck